Jumping Toaster Productions

Arbor Day, Arbor Day

Does whatever a stupid tree does.

Does he swing, from a line?

Catches thieves any size?

He is wood…roots and pine!

In the heat of the night,

By the scene of a crime,

Lays a match so bright

And the smell of burning pine!

Arbor Day, Arbor Day

Friendly neighbourhood doggy washroom.

Wealth and fame, it’s ignored-

Urine is his reward.

To him,

He is a stupid tree ah-

Where ever there’s some pee ah-

You’ll find a stupid TREE!